I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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