is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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