I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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