Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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