Dual....:-)
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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