We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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