its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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