Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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