they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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