Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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