real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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