The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Less talking, more tequila
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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