I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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