Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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