Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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