I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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