Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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