Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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