So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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