You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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