Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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