On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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