Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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