I got chris browned last night
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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