check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
