her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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