Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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