she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
please don't ironically join a cult
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