His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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