I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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