yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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