I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
