Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
