why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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