sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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