I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree