batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.