Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen