I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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