In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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