Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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