Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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