i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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