I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
