Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Found the puke drawer
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
FUCK WHALES
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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