Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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