Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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