she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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