I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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