I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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