Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Shame - the story of my life.
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