**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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