Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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