I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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