My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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