It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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